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Monster Movie

by The Rainmakers

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1.
All that I remember is the smell of the barn The dung and the denim coming in from the farm A gap-tooth baby dancing in the straw, apple headed mama just a dribblin’ a chaw The slide and the shuffle and spit on the ground Playing bluegrass music in a shithole town Shithole town, shithole town playing bluegrass music in a shithole town Next thing I can tell ya, next tune that I can play ya Is at the Cowboy Palace down in Olathe I'd rather be anyplace other than here, a thousand dollar boot and a 3 dollar beer The ghost of Sarah Carter is crying down, Playing bad country music in a shithole town Shithole town, shithole town playing bad country music in a shithole town Yeah - yeah that's all I can remember, all I can remember can't remember no more Yeah - yeah that's all I can remember, all I can remember, can't remember no more I drank up the boom and a bottle of twang, got my vaccination with a rusty E string Traded my soul for one that worked and I got us all a gig at the Lutheran Church Singing John Wesley Harding as the rain came down Playing rock'n'roll music in a shithole town Shithole town, shithole town, playing rock'n’roll music in a shithole town Baby you got the geetus, I got the nerve Everybody’s just a looking for somebody to serve Gonna play my harmonica until I wreck and that’s right about now The last time that I checked Honey here come the train, here comes the sound Tonight we’re playing music in a shithole town Shithole town, shithole town, tonight we’re playing music in a shithole town Shithole town, shithole town, playing rock n’roll music in a shithole town Yeah - yeah that's all I can remember, all I can remember, can't remember no more Yeah - yeah that's all I can remember, all I can remember, can't remember no more
2.
Doom’s in the details, devil’s into retail If your soul’s for sale, it’s all gonna be gone Pale politicians, hiding in religion Drag us to the ditch, it’s all gonna be gone In our monster movie, these monsters are real In our monster movie, in the house on the hill Ain’t no salvation in a money nation Greed gonna eat you, it’s all gonna be gone Dollar bill steeple, all you poor people Gonna get et, it’s all gonna be gone In our monster movie, these monsters are real In our monster movie, in the house on the hill Everything about it is a puzzle Some people deserve to wear a muzzle Nobody believes they will survive Mama it’s alive Numbed-out to trauma in your melodrama You’re the living dead, it’s all gonna be gone Jesus ain’t a coming, neither is your mama Close-up for the kill, it’s all gonna be gone In our monster movie, these monsters are real In our monster movie, in the house on the hill
3.
Tin foil beanie, head full of fear Microwaves won’t find me here I detect a conspiracy smell I wanna know who’s at the wheel Who’s at the wheel, who’s at the reins Who’s that little voice inside of my brain Starts with a whisper, ends with a squeal I wanna know who’s at the wheel Fidel, Johnson, mafia, spies I don’t really think that Kennedy died They took him to the moon, that would be so But I’m pretty damn sure that they didn’t really go CHORUS Kenyan, Muslim, ruin our lives Al-queda camps, drones in the sky A man with a mustache plotting a deal I wanna know who’s at the wheel My paranoia is an avalanche  When I find out I'm gonna crap my pants The hard hard truth, the real real deal God I fear nobody's at the wheel CHORUS
4.
Blue Museum 04:16
I went to your Blue Museum I found your portraits, lingered to see them So beautiful, I had to flee from Your Blue Museum Did you come from old Vienna I’ve seen that face sketched in raw sienna Unfinished oil on Belgian linen At your Blue Museum I hid out in the catacombs Negotiating for your freedom Patted down, they found the key from Your Blue Museum Rumbles of the long resistance Revolution in the distance To return I need a reason To your Blue Museum Take me to your Blue Museum Show me your visions, I long to see them With you through time and changing seasons At your Blue Museum
5.
Miserable 02:54
I hate the sun, I dig the rain Friends with the wind, under the threat of blowing snow I call you up, let’s have a party I’m at my best when I’m miserable Howling of dogs, wailing of babies Breaking of bottles, that is music to my ears I’m going deaf, a ringy-dingy I hear the angels when I’m miserable Miserable, miserable Come watch me wiggle While I’m hanging from a cross of my own making My heart’s a breaking I just ain’t happy unless I’m miserable Write you a song, paint you a picture I’ll clean your carpet to get across the gaping maw I’ll bite your hand, I’ll leave you breathless Have fun tonight cause we’re miserable I told her pappy I’d make her happy She told my mama she would make our house a home The cats are fighting, mosquitoes biting We rock the cradle and we’re miserable CHORUS Let’s go to London, visit the Tower Write you a sonnet before they chop off my head Scratch our initials into mortar Love is eternal when you’re miserable
6.
Your time has come to rock the ages Your time has come to burn the fields String your bow and tear the pages Tune your drum, your time has come Standing on a mountain underneath a clear starry sky Digging for an old gold record in the cold hillside Your time has come to wrestle angels and capture one Your time has come Your time has come to claim the quarters Raid the fort, seize the flag Storm the ramparts, cross the waters Still the guns, your time has come Hoping and a wishing and a praying for a clean escape From the worn out torn out burned out same old ways Your time has come to kill the giant, fee fi fo fum Your time has come Banging out a rhythm on an empty 50 gallon drum Your time has come to rock the ages Run child run, your time has come Your time has come, your time has come
7.
Plenty of meat, plenty of cake - man, save some for me Plenty of folks needing a break - man, save one for me There was a time that I believed this was a good country For taking a risk, making a mark, taking a shot at a dream But I think that those days are over, opportunities are few Rich get richer, poor getting poorer, New World Order's coming true Plenty of Jesus, plenty of guns - man, save some . . . no no This is what we need saving from - man, save me Shaking the nuts out of the trees, strange fruit indeed Stirring the fear down in the gut, turning your gun on me You don't serve no god of forgiveness - you don't serve no loving god If we could get him in a courtroom we would sue his ass for fraud Apocalypse a bit heavyhanded, eternity a long long time If there’s a hell I think they’ll demand an encore from you ONE MORE TIME Plenty attempts, plenty of tries, plenty of chance to choose Plenty of truths trumping the lies, I’ll save one for you Front of the bus, back of the line, all things must reverse Take it to court, telling the judge I’ll see you in the hearse Universe is arching to justice, it’s a long and blinding curve Suddenly it’s there in front of us, who’s your master, who do you serve? Plenty of love, spread it around - save some for me Plenty of love, save some for me
8.
Give me some time and I’ll tell you Why I’m never gonna stop wishing or hoping You fit me like skeleton key in a lock I thought didn’t open Now I believe in you, I had to remember how I want to know - do you believe in now There’s some things that a true love brings You didn’t realize that you were missing Maybe the sound of the sun shining down You don’t hear cause you won’t try to listen Now you believe in me, you had to remember how I want to know - do you believe in now La la la la la la la There’s gonna a come a time When all the hurting that we both do Still won’t make any sense it will just be Something we had to get through Tell me do you believe it too When we look in the eyes of each other Don’t be afraid of a promise we made We’ll just keep it between one another Cause we’ve always believed We just had to remember how I want to know - do you believe in now
9.
13th Spirit 03:26
Waiting on the 13th spirit Build a fire, dare stand near it In the the distance, thunder, hear it While we’re waiting on the 13th spirit This is the tale of the boy with the bucket Bringing fuel to the fire I hear the fox preaching to the chickens A lion lying to the choir Waiting on the 13th spirit, we’re in a fog I wish the wind would clear it I wanna welcome your return, not fear it But we’re waiting on the 13th spirit I am James, the long-lost brother Left flat-footed on the temple floor It’s so easy to make the big promise When you’re not around to tell the poor We’re waiting on the 13th spirit Build a fire, come stand near it I wanna hear the truth, I do revere it While we’re waiting on the 13th spirit Waitin on the 13th spirit There’s just too much to remember I can’t keep my stories straight I’ll be a-goin down to Egypt A leper in the desert Waiting on the 13th spirit Waiting on the 13th spirit
10.
Dogleg 02:55
When I was just a baby back in Ruskin Heights Tornado 57 on a Friday night A scooting on a rug on a hardwood floor If Mama hadn’t grabbed me I’d been sucked out of the door - singing DOGLEG - to the left, DOGLEG - to the right DOGLEG - life do not go in any one direction - singing DOGLEG - to the country , DOGLEG - and back to town DOGLEG - it do not pay to follow me down Me and brother Billy were beginning our search While our daddy played the guitar at the Methodist Church Cheating heart - rattling China - wailed the gospel choir Blowing up salvation on a long trip wire - singing DOGLEG - to the future, DOGLEG - and Billy’s gone DOGLEG - life do not go according to directions - singing DOGLEG - mend the muscle, DOGLEG - set the bone DOGLEG - it do not pay to follow me home I was bumping out of Dixie just as I’d been trained Nothing ever ventured was nothing ever gained With the flash of a bulb I was chasing the muse Broke through the smoke and the smell of the fuse Hour on hour till the end of the week, Minute after moment of the blissfully bleak Day after day on a captainless ship Taking turn after turn on this mobius trip - singing DOGLEG - to the left, DOGLEG - to the right DOGLEG - life do not go in any one direction - singing DOGLEG - when I’m lost, DOGLEG - where can I be DOGLEG - it just might pay to wander with me
11.
The ghost of Richard Manuel was singing me to sleep A voice across a great divide, heart-broken and bereaved I chased him through my half-awake, I lost him in the gloom He left a pile of pennies in the corner of my room Signs of a struggle were found out in the hall Signs of a struggle for us all My compass in my pocket and my magnet in there too Whichever way my boots would stray, my north was always true As long as you are moving you are not yet lost it seems They tell that to the people who are out there chasing dreams Signs of a struggle were found beside the road Signs of a struggle in the cold The world is made of colored beads and it’s your job to count them Confusing days we lose our place and start back at the bottom Some folks make it look easy and for that they’ve got to pay They should be doing something else, their talents going to waste Signs of a struggle, painfully clear Signs of a struggle happening here So listen Richard do not come a-haunting me no more Earthbound I’ve found a heavenly home on this celestial shore I’ve used up all my lucky breaks, I leave nothing to chance I’ll listen to your angel blues, but do not care to dance Signs of a struggle is all that they will find Signs of a struggle left behind
12.
I’m gonna rip up the carpet in the red bedroom Because the movers are a-coming and they’ll be here soon I’m off to Colorado, there’s romance in the ore Gonna mine me a diamond at a second-hand store Gonna love my neighbor like the good book said Put some miles between the quick and the dead Come on let’s go to the Swinging Shed I was getting back to normal after years of pain Realizing everybody needs somebody to blame Still painting with a hammer on my masterpiece With my wanderlust a-simmering in a pan of grease All lamenting about the books that I never had read Wondering if my suitcase was still under the bed Come on let’s go to the Swinging Shed I met a long-legged woman with eyes of blue She’s kind, she’s brave, and she’s beautiful, too She calls me to the carpet when I’m starting to drift She once caught me sleeping on the midnight shift She’ll cry at my wake when they assume I’m dead The very next word that she gonna hear said Come on let’s go to the Swinging Shed

credits

released May 14, 2014

Bob Walkenhorst – guitar, vocals
Rich Ruth – bass, vocals
Pat Tomek – drums
Jeff Porter – guitar, piano, vocals

Produced by The Rainmakers

songs by Bob Walkenhorst (except where indicated)
© 2014 Bob Walkenhorst Music, BMI

recorded Jan - Feb 2014 at Largely Studios, Kansas City MO
engineered by Pat Tomek
mixed by Bob Walkenhorst

band photo by Phil Peterson
back cover photo: Rosada Tomek (This is Pat Tomek at his summer job, Wichita KS 1969. Really.)

special thanks to: Stian Omland and his family – Marit, Simen,
Rasmus, Markus, Vibeke Sjøvold and the folks at Rootsy,
Trygve Kvandal and Talent Farm, Finn Bjelke,
Eddie Christiansen, Stian Ballestad, Rune Letrud, Jo Inge Hjerkinn,
Morten and Marita Edvardsen, Jan-Einar Apeness, Bjørn Hauge,
Alan Rommelfanger

always - Michele, Carol, Whitney, Barb

bookings Europe: www.rootsylive.com

bookings U.S.: www.rainmakers.com/contact/

www. rainmakers.com

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The Rainmakers have released eight full length albums of original material since 1986, plus various live and best-of releases, and continue to play in the US and Europe. If you missed out the first time around, here is your chance to catch up on some of the finest in heartland rock'n'roll. ... more

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